Leading scientists at the Global Institute for Mad Professors (GIMP) last night confirmed what theorists have believed for some time. It's official. Believing any old bullshit that you read in the press does have a direct link to ignorance.
Dr. Ivana Chatschitt, a spokesperson for the institute had this to say:
Dr. Ivana Chatschitt, a spokesperson for the institute had this to say:
"We did numerous tests and came to numerous conclusions. We then did one solitary test and came to a single conclusion. I entirely trust our chosen methods because I read about them in a science journal."
Rupert Murdoch, Chairman and CEO of News Corporation was outraged, claiming that the "Global Institute for Mad Professors is entirely fictional." And added "What possible agenda could the media have for lying to people en masse? Anyone would think we live in a huge system of monetary hierarchy where keeping a majority of people poor and ignorant benefits those at the top. Well I'm tired of bloody conspiracy theorists"
The official GIMP report will be made available at the end of the month.
Copyright 2012, The Intergalactic Sponge Epiphany
No comments:
Post a Comment